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GAY PEOPLE'S CHRONICLE JUNE 6, 1997

Dykes Towatch Out For by Alison Bechdel

Moment

of

Truth

263

JUDGE

BOOKER IS

SURPRISINGLY CALM FOLLOWING RAFFI'S DEMOLITION OF HER TIFFANY LAMP.

WELL, BOYS WILL BE BOYS,

Clink!

WILL THEY NOT?

HEN HEM. ISN'T THAT THE TRUTH, YOUR HONOR? WHY, JUST THE OTHER DAY MY DOG BRUKE...

THEREFORE, CONSIDERING THAT A CLEAR LEGAL PRECEDENT HAS BEEN ESTABLISHED...

AND THAT YOUR SON SEEMS PERFECTLY NORMAL AND HEALTHY, I CAN FIND NO LEGITIMATE REASON TO DENY THIS ADOPTION.

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HAT NIGHT AT THE PARTY... MO, YOU CAN TELL SYDNEY WE FORGIVE HER FOR TURNING OUR SWEET LITTLE ANGEL INTO A SABER-WIELDING COM. MANDO. THAT OLE PHYLLIS SCHLAFLY CLONE ATE IT UP.

Congratations!

SPEAKING OF SYDNEY, WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU TWO?

YEAH! WHAT HAP-

PENED AFTER YOU

TWO BABYSAT

HAVE You DONE

FOR US SATURDAY NIGHT?

YET?

I BET NOT. I BET SYDNEY TOOK HER HOME AND READ LURID POSTMODERN ESSAYS ON THE ONTOLOGY OF THE DILDO TO HER UNTIL THEY BOTH SAW GOD.

HEY, GIRLS! I HATE TO TEAR MYSELF AWAY FROM YOUR STATE-SANCTIONED TWOPARENT HOUSEHOLD, BUT I HAVE TO GET BACK TO MY DISSERTATION.

GINGER, THAT'S GREAT! SO YOU'RE FINALLY DOING IT!

YEAH. UNLIKE YOU AND SYDNEY. SHE SAYS YOU DIS. CUSSED YOUR MUTUAL ATTRACTION TILL 5 A.M. THE OTHER NIGHT, THEN YOU SENT HER HOME! WHAT IS YOU WAITING FOR?

GOD! WHAT IS WITH YOU PEOPLE?! I NEVER MET SUCH A BUNCH OF VICARIOUS THRILL SEEKERS! YOU'D THINK YOU DIDN'T HAVE SEX LIVES OF YOUR OWN!

WHERE'D THAT JACKET GET TO?

SAY, ARE THERE ANY MORE OF THESE KELP BAUS LEFT?

I'll GO CHECK!

JEZANNA! SO GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT!

The Mostly Unfabulous Social Life of Ethan Green

Another day, Another Dollar...

9:06 AM. YOU'RE LATE. NO MUSIC ON RADIO JUST MORNING JOCK IDIOCY. HEY THERE MORNING CREW BE DOO BE DOO..

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Doo? ZEEEUS

HA HA!

YES! THAT WUZ HOOTIE..

10:00 AM. YOU WRESTLE WITH THE "LOCKING" MECHANISM ON YOUR COFFEE'S LID..... IT WINS.

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YOU NEEDA FRIGGING PHD IN ENGINEERING TO WORK THESE THINGS!!

BY ERIC ORNER

11:00AM.BORED. CHECK MESSAGES AT HOME.NONE. CALL YOUR BEST FRIEND BUCK TO GOSSIP.

WELL I HEARD

THAT JASON CHAING GOT REALLY UPSET WHEN TIM & CARIOS WENT TO TEXAS TO VISIT CARLOS MOM...

NOW HE WON'T SLEEP WITH THEM

OH. GAVE FRANCO YOUR NUMBE

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NOON. PASSİNG İMPULSE TO DO YOUR WORK, FEAR NOT. LUNCH IS PRACTICALLY UPON YOU...

Tick

Tick...

2:00PM. POST-LUNCH BLOOD SUGAR CRASH. CHECK MESSAGES AGAIN, IN DESPARATE BID TO NOT FALL ASLEEP AT DESK...

YEA THIS'S

FRANCO, THE GUY You WUZ CRUISIN'LAST WEEK WHEN YOU WALKED INTO THAT SIGN. A LITTE PORKY, BUT CUTE.. CALL ME.. HERE'S MY BEEFER

HUMBER:

4:45 PM. INVENT & DOCTOR'S APPOINTMENT

GREEN,

THIS PIECE ON GLOBAL WARMING'S EFFECT ON THE CELE BRITY GOLF TOUR NEEDS PUNCHING UP...

MONTY'S "HAIR"

ON RIGHT! THAT'S TONITE? NO PROBLEM.. I'LL ASK JAY To Do This. SEE YOU IN THE

SURE MONTY,

BUT, UN. I'VE GOT THAT APPOINTMENT AT UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL TONITE, Y KNOW, TO HAVE THAT LUNG TRANSPLANT I MENTIONED TO YOU LAST WEEK?

You BET!

5-15-97

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